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Great vid and song, Cap'n Roy. Thanks for posting.

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You're welcome! 😊

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This scurrilous song may appeal to some but what about the grannies on the block, eh ??? (speaking for a friend here of course; not me ). How do you think they would feel if they had somehow survived such an ordeal by hoof ? Better that than Big Pharma or DEW or other manmade disasters....... OK I 'fess up but without this grandma there would be no ham or turkey resting in the fridge unaware of their fate come the 25th and nor would there be the really nice decorations nor the gifts all wrapped and strategically arranged around the tree...and Santa's and his elf's caps waiting for action. And golly goodness jolly knows what other contributions. Little wonder that grandma over-imbibed on a tipple or two of eggnog while grandpa was watching his TV and waiting for his beer glass to be refilled.

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I was too busy watching those three little brats prancing in the front waving their titties at me to listen to the indelicate lyrics much... Boys are hopeless, I know.. 🙄

Have a good Christmas, you've more than earned it!😘

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Well, I never....didn't even notice them .....wonder why .....

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🤣🤣🤣

Of course you didn't.. You're a GIRL!!! 😘

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Awww, haven't been called that for some decades now. I will take that as a compliment, thank you, although I doubt you would if it were applied to your good self. Wishing you a very happy Christmas, Cap'n, from the bottom-end of the globe where the occasional glimpse of sanity shows through after Adern's tyrannical reign.

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Well.. I call myself a "boy" and I'm 65... 🤔

You must be in New Zealand.. Here's a link to Bob Moran's farewell cartoon to that buck-toothed demonness Jacintha Adren you may enjoy: It's rude (very)... https://www.bobmoran.co.uk/paintings/heartbreaker-original-artwork.

A fond Christmas wish to you from snow-and-ice-bound Canuckistan, where we all wish Justine Castreau would have the brains to take a subtle hint.🙄💩

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You obviously have never seen her; that cartoon is far too flattering altogether.

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frankly I agree, I didn't really hear the lyrics. I was focused on watching the girls.

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Encouraged, discourage + En-courage-able!

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Poor sap! Who'll come to his aide, now? Lol

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That was fun. Where's the Oboe?

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There isn't one. 😥 But! You can see me playing English horn -- that's sort of an oboe, at the end of this post: https://captroyharkness.substack.com/p/mending-the-deck-chairs-on-the-titanic-92d

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Okay - Thnkz, I'll check it out after I finish listening to the "Every body wants to rule the world", for the umpteenth time.

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Here's a rendition that might amaze you. Same guys. Just 40 years later. 😱

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkgd3tER1yI

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Yes, Liked it too!

Saw them in concert.

Blessings ~

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Yes, I listened to this a week or less ago - Too good!

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