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hilarious! forwarded it to a few friends

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😘

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Good one Roy, made me laugh!

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Nice one Roy ;))

Happy Easter.

Here's one for you and your readers:

A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish women at an upmarket sushi restaurant and asks:

“Is anything alright?”

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Bit subtle... 🤔😘

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The best ones are.

Well Roy, as a Canukistan resident, you should have no problem mining the humour gem.

On the other hand, if you were a Yank...well fuck me George, just forget about it, mate.

"I'll reach out to you, Roy; we touch base (of what, our dicks?); do the math; be a Patriot; my retarded child is the fastest loser. let's go for marriage counselling; "Yipi kayay motherfucker (actor Bruce Willis in "Die Hard"); have a nice day."

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Despite appearances my country is really a sort-of sideways version of Chile: 98% of us live within 100 miles of the US border... America.. that incredible, utterly self-absorbed country..

;

"They have refined the

contemplation of the navel

into an art form.."

;

Damn. 8 syllables

in the second line. Fuck it.

Close enough. Have a

;

look at my latest

post, "Jewish Haiku".. I think

you'll especially enjoy the last one... 😘

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LOL - ever cute!

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It's just a joke... 😘

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To be fair pandelis, it's more like two quarters. 🤪

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It's really all a silly/sweet joke.

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True, too... 😘

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Silly/sweet joke or not -- I ran across this verse the other day in the Old Testament. Proverbs 30:4. What does one do w/ THAT ... and I wonder how this reads in Hebrew - anybody?

Who has gone up to heaven and come down?

Whose hands have gathered up the wind?

Who has wrapped up the waters in a cloak?

Who has established all the ends of the earth?

What is his name, and what is the name of his son?

Surely you know!

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In the name of Aslan and Aslan's great father, the emperor-beyond-the-sea... 😘

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