A Jewish father gets a letter from his son. In it his son tells him he has moved to Jerusalem and decided to become a Christian. Oy, vey! The father is obviously distraught. He goes to his best friend and tells him the terrible news and asks him what he should do.
Well Roy, as a Canukistan resident, you should have no problem mining the humour gem.
On the other hand, if you were a Yank...well fuck me George, just forget about it, mate.
"I'll reach out to you, Roy; we touch base (of what, our dicks?); do the math; be a Patriot; my retarded child is the fastest loser. let's go for marriage counselling; "Yipi kayay motherfucker (actor Bruce Willis in "Die Hard"); have a nice day."
Despite appearances my country is really a sort-of sideways version of Chile: 98% of us live within 100 miles of the US border... America.. that incredible, utterly self-absorbed country..
Silly/sweet joke or not -- I ran across this verse the other day in the Old Testament. Proverbs 30:4. What does one do w/ THAT ... and I wonder how this reads in Hebrew - anybody?
Who has gone up to heaven and come down?
Whose hands have gathered up the wind?
Who has wrapped up the waters in a cloak?
Who has established all the ends of the earth?
What is his name, and what is the name of his son?
hilarious! forwarded it to a few friends
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Good one Roy, made me laugh!
Nice one Roy ;))
Happy Easter.
Here's one for you and your readers:
A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish women at an upmarket sushi restaurant and asks:
“Is anything alright?”
Bit subtle... 🤔😘
The best ones are.
Well Roy, as a Canukistan resident, you should have no problem mining the humour gem.
On the other hand, if you were a Yank...well fuck me George, just forget about it, mate.
"I'll reach out to you, Roy; we touch base (of what, our dicks?); do the math; be a Patriot; my retarded child is the fastest loser. let's go for marriage counselling; "Yipi kayay motherfucker (actor Bruce Willis in "Die Hard"); have a nice day."
Despite appearances my country is really a sort-of sideways version of Chile: 98% of us live within 100 miles of the US border... America.. that incredible, utterly self-absorbed country..
;
"They have refined the
contemplation of the navel
into an art form.."
;
Damn. 8 syllables
in the second line. Fuck it.
Close enough. Have a
;
look at my latest
post, "Jewish Haiku".. I think
you'll especially enjoy the last one... 😘
Good one! I'm a Jew who hasn't turned on Jesus, I'm a Christian Jew, Jesus is my only Savior! He's risen, Happy Easter everybody! Enjoy ...
https://liborsoural.substack.com/p/alpha-centaur-omega-cassiopeia
https://liborsoural.substack.com/p/lost-and-found-gho-sting
https://liborsoural.substack.com/p/misery-loves-company
https://liborsoural.substack.com/p/love-in-search-of-the-antidote
https://liborsoural.substack.com/p/mead-101-karma-and-arma-geddon-part
LOL - ever cute!
It's just a joke... 😘
To be fair pandelis, it's more like two quarters. 🤪
It's really all a silly/sweet joke.
True, too... 😘
Silly/sweet joke or not -- I ran across this verse the other day in the Old Testament. Proverbs 30:4. What does one do w/ THAT ... and I wonder how this reads in Hebrew - anybody?
Who has gone up to heaven and come down?
Whose hands have gathered up the wind?
Who has wrapped up the waters in a cloak?
Who has established all the ends of the earth?
What is his name, and what is the name of his son?
Surely you know!
In the name of Aslan and Aslan's great father, the emperor-beyond-the-sea... 😘