PS About the only thing I'd take out is that remark "while you shiftless irresponsible incompetent dolts continue to sit around with your thumbs jammed up your assholes whilst twiddling your private parts" ... 🙄
Dang that’s the best part! But you’re doubtless correctly assessing the sitch. Wouldn’t want a stint in the slammer (something they would NEVER consider for the unwashed junkies) to get you fired. Maybe you should start shoplifting to support your new “fentanyl habit”. Make some fake junkie jab holes or something. Sell it for rent. That’s apparently ok. 👍🏻
A well expressed letter Captain; however, expect jail time if you send it. Remember everything is upside down and inside out in the world today. ❤️
PS About the only thing I'd take out is that remark "while you shiftless irresponsible incompetent dolts continue to sit around with your thumbs jammed up your assholes whilst twiddling your private parts" ... 🙄
But I'd prefer to leave it in.
LOL, LOL, LOL
Dang that’s the best part! But you’re doubtless correctly assessing the sitch. Wouldn’t want a stint in the slammer (something they would NEVER consider for the unwashed junkies) to get you fired. Maybe you should start shoplifting to support your new “fentanyl habit”. Make some fake junkie jab holes or something. Sell it for rent. That’s apparently ok. 👍🏻
PS You know? I suddenly feel a whole lot better, having just learned you're a woman, and especially like that part!😘
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you.. the possibility of imprisonment did not occur to me, but you're very likely correct.